The USB bouncer protects your computer and desk. Dont you hate it when you find that someone’s either been on your computer or “borrowed” your stapler? Well to protect your privacy and precious office supplies, we suggest the USB Bouncer.

I'm keeping my options open, of course, but from what I've read on this USB Desktop Bouncer's resume so far, I think my search is over. On paper, this smartly dressed guy looks perfect. For a measly one-time payment of about £9.95 he promises to guard your computer indefinitely with an intimidating lack of expression and a built-in motion sensor disguised as a jacket button. As soon as movement is detected, the USB- or battery-powered bouncer will growl out one of six phrases, including the rather hilarious "You're cruisin' for a bruisin'" and the more typical "You're not comin' anywhere near here lookin' like that."

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Price:	£9.95 (€ 10.45)

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